korone: "boardwalk temporarily closed due to storm damage" (broken)
posted by [personal profile] korone at 10:01am on 07/09/2010 under ,
lj isn't working right now. :c so for now I'll just ramble about Lair of the Shadow Broker here! :V



well, once it finishes downloading. :V wheeeee~

so I guess some deets:
Shepard: Billy
Probable team used throughout: Zaeed & Tali (ain't broken don't fix it :|)

okay here we go.

Shep's got mail! ...from Cerberus. :| Post-game-intended DLC. Oh Bioware you and your renegade bias.

Please insert Disc 2, ffft.

Hey, Liara what up?

Skittles!

dog tags! (tog dags)

Aw, Lili. :c oh hey we can use her computer no- "There is no further intel available." aww. :c

aw dang, gotta walk all the way out to the docking area? why can't this place be like the Citadel and have cab-callin' things set up every few feet? fft.

Let's go visit Liara~

Dang, pretty sweet digs.

"Might even get you to sign my chestplate." SADFGDHJFK also possibly another one for the Barking Up the Wrong Tree list. Hey, Tela!

"I gave them a gold star for finding the bullet holes." hahaha, aw.

CSI: Shepard Edition

Liara has part of Shep's armor in a glass case. ...um. quick let's bring it to Legion so they can patch up their hole better

University of Serrice, back on Thessia.

painting of Ilos! (did Liara paint it?)

ooh, I like her kitchen.

She also has a fish tank! I want her jellyfish. :I

"She was certainly into ugly." hey.

Dracon Trade Center

augh hey what- "Liara's in there!" you get a gold star, Billy now- HOLY SHIT asfdghfjk

"Keelah." whee, Tali spoke! (I'll take what I can get for squaddie dialogue.)

"They just took out three floors to make sure she's dead!" They are vastly underestimating an associate of Shepard's. I'm insulted. :|

AUGH bloody flashbang-grenades-as-not-used-by-me-or-my-posse!

AUGH, shot salarian

NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL, Tela. :V You are a terrible actor.

Hey, Liara!

"You pureblood bitch." Sure let's bring slurs into this why don't we.

whee tackle AUGH FALL

aw crap

go Liara!

fall from great height, immediately dragged into firefight. another day in the life of Shepard. :V

two asari, a few feet away from each other, taking turns shooting and ducking back behind cover.
...this is a slightly absurd scene to walk in on.

"*limps slightly* I'm fine, by the way. Thanks for asking."

...I can only take Tali or Zaeed? fffft let's roll, Talibug.

oh shit skycar chase

sound keeps cutting out. :|

I am so terrible at this. (also, lol @ Liara & Shepard bickering. "Go gogogogogogo!" "I'm going.")

sky bumper cars

LIARA AS PARTY MEMBER :D:D:D:D Singularity, Warp, Asari Scientist, Stasis. Evolve to Asari Controller!

...asdfghgjk the "lower reaches, near the bottom" discussion.

...weapons locker in the love hotel. well then. :V

Nobody notice the heavily armed, armored, and bleeding asari lurching by or anything.

hostage. :c

Mariana. :c (And Billy's faaace. I wish I could screencap.)

HOLY SHIT, that charm response. "I sacrificed hundreds of human lives to save the Destiny Ascension. I unleashed the rachni on the galaxy."

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. DEM BIOTICS.

ADRENALINE RUSH, ALL DAY EVERY DAY.

Achievement get. :V

"Spectres don't blow up buildings full of innocent people!" 'cept for Saren and Tela, apparently. :V

But we're not with Cerberus anymore. :I

GO GO GO, PARAGON INTERRUPTS EVERYWHERE. And ooh, calling Liara on ignoring Shep after his fall.

"I got him killed. And I'd do it again." ...gettin' kinda dark, Lili.

(awkward.)

yeah running around on the outside of a ship in a massive storm seems like a good idea.

"Okay, looking down was clearly a mistake." lol. oh, Li.

okay at any point do we actually get to enter the ship?

augh slanted floors

oh for- NO, SERIOUSLY, AT ANY POINT DO WE ENTER THE SHIP?

"Not even a guardrail. I bet the Shadow Broker's people love patrolling the hull." "At least the view is nice." ffft.

FINALLY.

okay not yet.

"Tell me you tested it!" "No time to talk! :D" fffffffffffffffffft.

"Remember the old days, when you could just slap omni-gel on everything?" "That security upgrade made a lot of people unhappy!" fffft.

"Their attacks are disorganized. They'd be more effective if they attacked all at once." "Please don't give the mercs ideas."

"The next wave looks like a big one!" "You just had to give them tactical advice." "But now there will be fewer left to deal with inside. :D" "Pft. Keep dreaming, T'Soni. :B"

FINALLY. adsfdgfhgjhkcd

"More of them? How many guards does the Shadow Broker have?" "I told you. :|"

"Shadow Broker: Hold your positions, no matter the cost."

I really like the music here. ♥♥

Aw, Lili's face. :c Skittles!

He's got a sweet voice. c:

This isn't suspicious at all. :|

Achievement get. :V ...wait, already?

what the fuck is that thing.

HOLY SHIT he comments on your third teammate! D: And says mean things about Tali. >:c

A yahg, a pre-spaceflight species quarantined to their homeworld for massacring the Council's first contact teams.

Base older than his planet's discovery, killed old Shadow Broker & took over?

HOLY FUCK he's huge

ooh, that's a really nice suit.

wait we're fighting him? And where'd Tali go? D:

MISSILE SPAM.

oh my god I have to melee him what

OH MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME

lolwhut

Tali! c:

Feron wasn't there?

o_o

Feron! c:

fffffffft. Liara as new broker.

Feron apparently finds this awkward. and limps away behind Tali.

hug option! c:

;___;

! Wanderin' the Broker Base in casuals now? :V

sweet, now I can retrain squaddies.

and get shipments! And customize armor and prepare weapons loadout here! And check the research terminal!

THE TURIAN COUNCILLOR HAS A MISTRESS? ffffffft.

haha, investment opportunities.

OH MY GOD THE DOSSIERS.
Zaeed: "Lost leadership of Suns through lack of interpersonal skills and political judgment."
THE TRANSCRIPT OF A CONVERSATION BETWEEN HIM & KELLY, fffffft.
h-his personal log. :c
re: Garrus: "Leadership potential overshadowed by Shepard. Unlikely to fully develop under Shepard's command." ...:c
Garrus' chat transcript. D: (his mom's sick? has a sister(?) named Solana?)
haha, specs on his visor. IT PLAYS MUSIC. Turian imperial anthem, dance mixes and soundtrack music. The names of his team carved on it. :c
asdfgxhj Tali's suit process log. awwww, the human studying.
message chain w/ Shadow Broker from ME1!
the keystroke log. D: Tali-buuuuuuug.
Kasumi writes poetry! :D about Jacob. sdyjkbklh
the Illusive man profile asdghk
ilu Hackett.
LEGION HAVE A GAMER PROFILE, WHAT.
aw, EDI's talk with Legion. c:
JACK ALSO WRITES POETRY.
Jack's mom loved her.
lol Jacob's workout routine (he's a Blasto fan! also, Old Yeller)
Ronald's letter to Jacob D:
lol Mordin's bibliography
ffffffft Miranda's dating group adventures
Awwwww, Miranda & Oriana' chat. XD (Miranda calls her Ori. c: Oriana calls her Randa.)
her medical correspondence. o_o

Talkin' with Lili.

having a dinner date with Lili this is not what I intended.
"Although he did ask me if I had 'embraced eternity' lately." "Of course he did."
yay, dog tags get. c:
awwww, Hackett. c:
awwww, Li asks about how Shep feels and all.
aaawwwwwww. (and achievement get!)

no Liara portrait detected! fears of game deciding I romanced Liara unfounded.

dog tags by bed.

so there we go! :V



doot.

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